If George Lucas had written the SSPX controversy, this might have been Episode VII.
The Empire. The Rebels. Excommunications. Liturgical lightsabers. A Death Star that looks suspiciously like St. Peter’s…
Remnant columnist Arthur Hallett-West’s devastating new parody skewers the latest SSPX controversy with exactly the kind of sardonic wit traditional Catholics will appreciate. You may laugh or you may cry—but you will certainly recognize the uncomfortable truth beneath the dark humor.
History may well cover what happened in Econe on July 1, 2026, under the subhead: The Catholics Strike Back.
